This is what it's like here:

"Spaghetti-O's? Looks like someone's having poverty for dinner!"

"I've had these same earrings in for like 3 days...."
"For 3 days?"
"Yeah, I've slept with them, showered with them..."
"So, like, you're going steady?"

"Who bought this 7-11 toilet paper? Those opposed to chaffing say 'aye'!"

"I bought Ho-Hos!"
"I'm not gonna say it...."
"What? Were you going to say it's a reflection of what I am?"
"This is why I love you."
"Want a ho-ho, ho-ho?"

"You should tell your mom you're not feeling well again so she'll send us more candy."

Me - "I hate wearing dresses and heels."
Nick - "Oh, me too."
(this was followed by a long moment of me trying to figure out if he was being serious. He was.)

"What's with this welfare candy? Are we trying to repel trick-or-treaters?"

"Your food is what my food eats."
"Are you saying you're going to eat me?"
 - regarding vegetarianism

"Nick, this yogurt expired a while ago. Do you think it smells bad?"
"I'm not going to smell your yogurt."
"Nick, smell my yogurt!"
(later, while eating the yogurt)
Me - "Why am I still single?"

"One of your people stopped by." - regarding my home teacher

"Oliver, come out of the closet, sweetie, I won't look at you any differently!" - regarding Nick's cat

I probably think we're funnier than we actually are....